Jun 04
Loves my calendar! #disney #peterpan #june (Taken with instagram)
I have that same one! :D
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Jun 04
How I torture my coworkers
- me [glaring off at random customers]: I can see what's happening
- Supervisor [she's new, doesn't know I'm crazy yet]: What?
- me: They don't have a clue
- Supervisor [frantic]: WHO?!
- Me [finally looks at her,with Timon voice]: They'll fall in love and here's the bottom line, our trio's down to two!
- supervisor [not nearly as amused as I]: Oh.
- me: THE SWEET CARESS OF TWILIGHT THERE'S MAGIC IN THE EVERYWHERE!!
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Jun 04
- normal person: so what do you like to do
- me: watch TV
- normal person: oh, that's neat, i like watching TV too
- me: no you don't understand
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Jun 04
I imagine two scenarios in owning this clock:
1) It singing Be Our Guest every time someone visits.
or
2) Every morning I’d hear this “GIRL YOU LATE. IS THAT REALLY WHAT YOU’RE WEARING TODAY? I MEAN YOU’RE ALREADY LATE SO I’D GO CHANGE AT THIS POINT.”
SASSY GAY GRANDFATHER CLOCK
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